The Crump Theatre We’re putting the CUM back in ColUMbus
This is obviously a parody site. No profit is being made from this site. Go to The Crump Facebook for actual contact info.
Frequently Asked Questions
These are completely real answers to your completely real questions!
Us Crumpers take privacy very seriously. What happens at the Crump stays at the Crump. All of our employees are sworn to secrecy. Volunteers are WILLINGLY gathered via blood sacrifice. Allegedly. All claims made are purely speculation and nothing more. At least that’s what my lawyer told me.
Supposedly. It really just depends what you define “private“ as.
To perform a private lesson we require an hour long video describing tou
I mean, you don't necessarily need to wear a dress to come here, but do whatever.
1. It makes me laugh. 2. Nope :)
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If you are with the Crump restoration team, thank you for all your hard work! Parody.
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