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Frequently Asked Questions

These are completely real answers to your completely real questions!

What happens at the Crump?

A little bit of this a little bit of that.
I’d bet 20 bucks you couldn’t guess our actual purpose. Are we a theatre? An event space? Are those two synonymous? Are we even real? Do your parents love you? Are they proud? How do I buy a domain and stay protected while also pushing the boundaries of modern ethics?

Does thecrumptheatre.com offer private lessons?

Supposedly. It really just depends what you define “private“ as.

To perform a private lesson we require an hour long video describing tou

What is the dress code for thecrumptheatre.com's performances?

I mean, you don't necessarily need to wear a dress to come here, but do whatever.

Why are you doing this? Have you no shame?

1. It makes me laugh. 2. Nope :)

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Frequently Asked Questions